Two degrees is cool, but it kind of sucks that you get paid in fruit.

I'm a Florida grad. Believe me, there are dozens of us.

Well, she's wearing less makeup than the other three, so...

Only if the "slow" kid keeps getting to start at point guard for a team that used to be your favorite but really fell off once they kept signing all of the "slow" kids instead of someone that could do their fucking job.

In related news, I'm opening a business selling autographs and memorabilia from NCAA student-athletes. So if your, ahem, brother is a famous student athlete and has some spare stuff or autographs he wants to, um, sign for your personal collection (which you decide moments later to sell), please contact me at…

I have a dream that there won't be any one worth fighting with at the Kenny Chesney concert.

Somebody needs to tell Serie A this is not how you make Bananas Foster.

That's a melt down?

please re-submit in the form of a bracket.

The unfortunate thing is that this awful "debate" really took away from Jay and Dan, who are spectacular.

Their first breed of choice was the Australian Shepherd, but well...

25 minutes later they fished the ball out from between the mats. Konerko got in just under the tag.

A place where you can watch all the Eagles games and share comments with like-minded people. What's not to like?

Race Off

It IS its own site! foodspin.deadspin.com! We rank juice-colors and shit! STOP TRYING TO KICK ME OUT OF DEADSPIN

Next week better be hollandaise sauce so I can benedict the hell outta these poached eggs.

Yep: Arsenal

"Ladies and Gentleman, we have a FUCKING football team."

-Zygi Wilf, Oct. 7, 2005

Lot of good points but the "Chicago looks for excuses to ignore the Bears" is completely off the mark. The Bears are #1 in that town, well ahead of the Cubs.

Chicagoans no longer blame Bartman, choosing instead to shift our gaze to Mark Prior, Dusty Baker or the biggest reason the Cubs choked in Game 6...Alex Gonzalez. Chicago is also a Bears town, through and through, so the "dirty secret" that it takes "very little for them to not give a shit about the Bears" is…