And thus is witnessed the only punchout the Twins' bullpen has had all year...

Placekicker Brian Tradition really didn't care one way or the other.

Let's also remember that at the time the best athletes in the United States played baseball, not football or basketball, on fewer teams than exist today. They were very qualified. Some of those, criminally, were not allowed to play in the major leagues but the rest represented the best that the US had to offer.

Looks like Finley finally caught something that was thrown at him.

Well I'm a Jags fan, so this doesn't affect me in any way.

The P.A. announcer should have introduced him by saying; "The 3rd baseman, hitting 4th and pleading the 5th, #13 Alex Rodriguez."

Just to be clear, you just trolled an 11-year-old boy...from a burner account...on a Saturday.

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Oh, right. This is a Jets game. You are not."

Haha! Or ever? If John reads this thread, it might make him a Grumpy Kass.

he must've heard that Tebow gets crazy skin in the Pacific islands.

To be fair to the contestants, given the category, I'd have never guessed car racing either.

Did you READ any of the comments about your city?

The government would shut down, so that means no schools open, no airports running, no trains running, no NPR broadcasting (OH NO!), no garbage pickup, no bridge operators on the job, etc. Poisoned food would pass to markets undetected. Our troops abroad would be left hungry and defenseless. Banks would collapse. …

Ok, but he must have been born near the Cuba/Mexico border then.

I remember going to the Marlins' game where McGwire hit (If I'm recalling correctly) #56 and #57 that year. They actually had to open some of the normally closed off sections in the outfield and upper deck to accommodate the fans.

"If you fuck a stranger in the ass, this is what's gonna happen."

"If you throw a pitch right down the middle to Joe Carter, this is what happens"