None of those things are remotely Texan

Uh, what? They're everywhere. Fuck, you can get them at McDonald's if you want.

Forcing him to stay and watch Johnny Football all game was more of a punishment

Johnny No Defense SEC Football

Yeah, can't wait to see if the Cubs post what, a fifth straight 90 loss season? The drama!!

haven't watched the bulls much the past few weeks? Because Rose is slowly looking more and more like his old self

Not without a few more pitchers (seriously, who starts the other 130 games next year? Arrieta? Wada? Hammels? Jackson? Puh-lease) and bats unless everyone actually thinks all the Cubs high prized minor leaguers will all develop into reliable MLB players overnight.

Serious playoff contender... You guys are shitting me

This whole strain of anti-government but pro-police conservatism strikes me as being insanely hypocritical. I get the anti-government crowd who believe in strong individual rights and I get hardlined tough on crime folk who think the cops need to come in and get shit done, but I don't see how both can exist at the…

The longer they draw it out, though, the funnier it will be when they inevitably come crashing to Earth flat on their face. Everyone will believe again after they rout the lousy Bears next weekend.

everybody is getting on The Serial bandwagon

FWIW, Rosenbloom is the Tribune's clickbait columnist who just writes this over-the-top shit to generate pageviews. This is his shtick. I sincerely doubt he's ever written anything that he even takes seriously.

He's been one of the few bright spots for the Lakers this season, shooting lights out in his 20 minutes a night off the bench.

I appreciate you fighting the good fight, my man, now hold on and let me upload a GIF of some non-consensual sex

That will be a great way for him to connect with the fanbase in Arizona

I think he was trying to be ironic about it

Just a reminder that even in first place, Cowboy fans are still losers

Odd comments from a guy so well known for chasing down balls

Ozzie Guillen just popped a raging hard-on

I hope he stays, as well, but if he wants to come home to Chicago (and maybe bring Jabari back from Milwaukee, too), I'd be fine with it