$51 billion and no one bought off the refs?

You probably should clarify individual medal because Brown already won a bronze in the team competition.

Read harder

Really, the only problem with this is that her moves could stand to be a little less white

Kennedy's best finish in an Olympics was 10th place, which Hansen already equaled with her first run of the day. Suffice to say, she should seek luge counsel elsewhere.

+0.9 (I have to deduct a 1/10th of a point as Abe said this while still middle aged during a flashback).

Duncan Kennedy is 47 so while not technically illegal, it would still be creepy as fuck

Definitely the Russel Wilson/Wisconsin factor. I'm actually surprised the Seahawks didn't capture more of Wisconsin, though, I suspect that's because they were turned off by scary black man Richard Sherman.

Because it was the worst officiated screwbjob in sports history?

against Rex Grossman.

gold

Thugs always be hollerin', am I right, Fox's target audience???

Stars fans

Here's the thing about the rest of Illinois... Nobody gives a shit what you think. I used to live Downstate. It's worse than Kansas, and the most important thing that happened in Kansas in the last 10 years was that a fat baby dressed up like a fat college football coach. Downstate Illinois is somehow worse than…

Papa Johns thin crust is not only edible, it's arguably the best thin crust out of any of the large chain delivery joints.

I didn't come to this internet for an innocent chuckle!!!

This, exactly, I have friends who have moved all over the country and every time the Bulls, Hawks, Cubs/Sox, or Bears are playing near them, they make a point to go watch. I probably get just as many photos of friends at visiting stadiums to see their former hometown team play as much as I see people who still live…

Look, if you know of a better way to eat Papa John's pizza than directly injecting into your neck, I'd like to know because there's no way anyone is putting that shit in their mouths

I believe the Bulls have basically been the #1 draw in the NBA by both per-game attendance and % of seats filled since at least the Jordan Championship days, and yes, that includes the very, very post-Jordan, pre-Deng/Hinrich/Rose days.

Great work