Can't wait until these fine folks are able to walk around the state with concealed weapons once their permits come through!!!

Which is why we have to keep saving them from the Germans

It's sauce, cheese, and toppings on dough, it's pizza, no matter what dickish New Yorkers want you to believe with their shitty, floppy cheese-covered pancake.

Sorry, I eat pizza that looks like this and sometimes a knife and fork are required

HA! The Sox don't use the "diamond sock" patch any more, JACKASS

This is happening...

Am I the only one who thinks he's basically a pair of sunglasses away from being Poochie the dog?

That's the Deadspin reader total, Bonds only got 34% of the vote from the BBWAA.

What with the East Coast bias and all, just be glad they didn't take a photo from his short, fictional Yankees career

I'm a White Sox fan... mostly because of Frank Thomas, so the thought of one of my childhood idols being elected into the game's immortals wearing my favorite team's uniform is great, but I'd give it up if he went into Cooperstown wearing this shirt:

DAMN IT, so close to the perfect storm of Biggio sliding in by a single vote and then to turn up on this ballot.

Can someone explain to me what the point of flipping off a TV is? I get it when you do it to someone's face and they can, you know, see you, but y'all down in Alabama are aware that the talky picture boxes only work 1-way, right?

Bound for glory!

Also, Green Bay is in the middle of buttfucking nowhere.

Have you seen what the NFL does to it's players? Like they give a shit about fans' health.

Gotta protect the hothouse fairy

Well, on the one hand it is nice to see that we're at the point that two guys kissing in public can be considered a "meh" moment, but I think you don't have a full appreciation for how far the gay rights' movement in America has come. The idea of two guys kissing in public, regardless if it's "one of their" bars…

And if I wrote The Godfather, I'd have an award for great writing, but I didn't, either so I don't see what your point is other than try to degrade the beautiful moment that this photographer captured because DEEEEEEERP GAYZ

Is that before or after the Pats shredded the Ravens?

That's what I thought, too. I like to watch my football pretending like everyone lives happily ever after in the end, HOW DARE ESPN PULL THE CURTAIN BACK ON REALITY