You'll all be happy to know that this story has a happy ending

Yet shittier than both

Right? ANSWERS, PLEAZE

I believe that one escaped from the Noble Horse Theater stable.

WAIT - the Barclays Center has a Jay-Z Concert banner?

HE WOULD NEVER FUCKING SAY THAT

Is Balkman available?????

Was not aware there were attractive Vikings fans

I agree the defense needs major revamping, but I think a lot of our problems are a bit overblown by, first and foremost, the amount of injuries we've suffered. We were missing what? 5 or 6 Opening Day starters last night? And not just plug in starters, we're talking guys like Henry Melton, Lance Briggs, Charles…

You sound like I wouldn't take that deal in a heartbeat

The natural question is, of course, if Trestman can take a guy with McCown's skills and turn him into a QB like we saw last night, what is the ceiling on what he can do with a guy like Cutler's skills?

She's just trying to offer fair and balanced coverage of this topic, but like everything Fox-related, fails miserably

Whoops, I guess I read that figure wrong. We've still got the further to travel, though, correct?

On top of an absolutely hellish draw, the USMNT also one of the most demanding travel schedules of the tournament; over 9,000 miles to be traveled just for the Group Stage.

'18 is in Europe, GET READY FOR QATAR

Eh, you know what, FUCK THAT, because of you, I'm voting for him for the Hall of Fame. Suck on that shit.

I didn't vote for him, just reminiscing about an old favorite of mine I haven't thought of in a while

Sox fan here, born in the early 80's, my most vivid memory of Ray was during the home Opener, 2000, vs. the Angels, top of the 1st, 2 out, Anaheim had at least 1-2 runners on (exact number escapes me) and some dude flicks a little dying fly ball that is one of those classic "falls in between the fielders, scores 2…

This is how they draw the groups for the World Cup, save for the small exceptions Barry wrote about, you can't wind up in a group with any team in your pot and you are guaranteed to be grouped with 1 nation from every other pot. That the US is in the pot with the rest of CONCACAF and Asia means there's a pretty good…

As a Bear fan, no, I have no recollection of the Colts ever winning a Super Bowl