Why invite trouble?

Pokemon is literally short for pocket monster.

You can also just make the cross blue or green or something.

I’m passionate about characters from fictional worlds too, I just lack the arrogance to think I can do better than the people who actually created those characters and worlds. Fuck shippers.

Trivial obsession over fictional characters and who they’re fucking is incredibly weird.

‘Shippers, aka, people with too much time on their hands and a severe lack of social skills.

As much as it sucks to have something spoiled for you, the game has been around for nearly twenty years on Western shores. If you’ve managed to avoid knowledge of party member deaths in VII to this point, I’d appreciate you introducing me to your realtor, as they’ve got to have some prize rocks for living under. ;)

“If you don’t like it, don’t watch/play/buy it!”

How is Muk fine and sentient ice cream not?

No, I don’t, because this is a weird thing that people trot out about Gen 1 Pokemon despite absolutely not being true.

Magnemite? Porygon? Jynx? Koffing? Muk? Voltorb? Plenty of inanimate objects in Gen 1 of Pokemon. It’s only natural that with further generations there’s more Pokemon based on other objects and…

crap, yes I meant the DS
i’m so used to typing 3DS now it didn’t even register

My favorite:

I mean, he did turn out to be MVP in a baseball game where his competitors were all thousands of times stronger than him, and some were literal gods. So that’s a thing.

I did fencing when I younger and Kendo for a few years at uni and just thinking about having my little finger tucked in during a bout makes me feel a bit sick inside... *shudder*

I’m getting really tired of having to mod or hack my Nintendo games to play them as they should have been played to begin with. I really hope Nintendo (especially NoA) learns to read the room a little bit better when the Switch drops.

Nintendo dropping the ball on an obvious feature again. It’s like they’re still living in a cave.

It’s just a weird quirky fusion of stuff. You gotta realize Team Skull is composed of orphans & misfits who failed the Island Challenge and it’s ran by two people in their late 20's or early 30's who never quite grew up. Of course their sense of aesthetics is going to be off. They’re from the island and isolated from…

Yeah, fuck Nintendo for not adhering to my every whim and wish. Fuck Nintendo for making me play as a *barf* guy, even though that’a how the character has been for 20 years. How dare they. How. Dare. They.

while i didnt play black and white and dont remember much of diamond or pearl , wasnt “May” in sapphire/ruby and emerald more a friendly rival and not an asshole?

It took me longer than it should have to realise the whole thing wasn’t one long Elon Musk quote.