You also still get the bonuses from talking to people in your hut. ALL you lose is petting. AKA, who cares?

Refusing to experience several dozen hours of potentially fun RPG because a feather hat got changed to a cowboy hat?

I mean...if it’s that important to you, I suppose you can skip it... :/

For some reason I was reminded of this:

I love the linguistic/cultural quirk that growing up in Ireland this was referred to as being carried “like a sack of potatoes.”

Batman approves.

Yeah. Nintendo has easier extra lives.

Right because kids never do that in real life.

No! Wait! Don’t try the whole internet! You don’t know what you’re getting into!

Frankly it isn’t about consent or not, it’s just a bizarre thing to just start petting someone’s face. Who does that? Is this a thing anywhere?

I get that some people are annoyed by Nintendo selectively editing the game for Western sensibilities (it’s not censorship can we please stop using that term) however this seems like a good compromise. The mechanic just seems a) completely unnecessary and b) the potential for controversy is so great. I dont want…

I dare to dream for the day that someone cosplays as Bayonetta with the costume made out of their own hair. Such is the ludicrous hair cosplay I desire.

I saw the expiration date. It said the expiration dates on the webpages where you redeemed the games. Sooo... you are upset because you didn’t read a loyalty program’s terms and conditions? A company was handing out hundreds of dollars of free games and all you had to do was read a webpage and not procrastinate.…

Actually it’s awful. He’s German. It’s just an incredible coincidence it happens to look like Japanese.

I’m willing to bet this’ll be a thing where he used to be a human but was transformed into a Pikachu. His greatest unsolved case.

Zoinks! 9000!! Thats like, no way it can be right maaan.

I wish they replaced it with some other game element... if nothing else I dislike that, from a gameplay perspective, there is one less element in the game you can use to build relationship points with characters. I’d rather they at least replace it with, I dunno... a simple cooking mini-game or something. Something…

Pokemon X and Y had this feature, why is it suddenly not okay?

The only thing that’d have made this any more perfect is if the final stadium shot had been a Nidorino fighting a Gengar.

Kindly point to the line where sex and rape were even implied.