I get the joke, but more importantly: I would like to see more “muscles on bikinis.” I’m just picturing bikinis with flexing muscle arm patterns on them.

I’m genuinely shocked at how many peole dont catch your sarcasm. Wow. if i didnt already know kotaku was filled with sad idiots in the comments section I do now.

I believe it is less ‘kids shouldn’t see this’ and more ‘let’s cover our asses so we don’t get letters’ censorship.

I think there should be a time duration for spoilers. If you haven’t managed to play a game five years after it was released, you just accept spoilers. I’m guessing it’s one of the more obscure titles in that list for us Westerners too, right?

(or, of course, the PC equivalent)

How about a shot of Dark Link descending upon Zelda with a down air as Cloud watches helplessly?

Other alternate

THANK GOD YOU CAN PLAY FALLOUT4 LITERALLY 24/7. IT WOULD SUCK IF YOU HAD TO STOP PLAYING FOR A WHOLE HALF HOUR JUST TO GIVE ATTENTION TO SOMETHING ELSE, AMIRITE?!

If you read alliterator’s “that must suck for you” post again, you’ll notice that they’re reacting in the same way every fan will react when you diss their favorite character. If you’d told me you hated Daredevil, I would’ve joked that you obviously have no joy in your soul. It’s banter. If you go around saying you…

Those hips don’t lie... they kill.

“The cute pink bunny needs money!”

Can’t we all just get along?

“The PS4 and Xbox One versions look almost identical, and while you expect the PC to come out on top (which it does), it’s not like it’s miles out in front.”

No video game ad will ever be Michael good. The ad above is a great ad, but Michael is a legend.

Good, but not “Michael” good.

Wait wait wait, is there confirmed killing in the game?

As a Canadian, I am amazed we don't eat fried maple leaves. This actually sounds interesting...and is a better use than just putting it on a flag.