They left out the most important mask: BRUCE WAYNE.

In Super Smash Brothers, when you select him as a combatant, the announcer shouts out "Link" as he does for the names of all the other characters in the fighter selection screen.

Basically, as far as I can tell, the complaints are threefold:

While his response is odd... I find this post a bit more troubling. It seems like this post is saying "we're going with Temkin's version of events happened, but..."

But...it learns Tackle at 15, and Flail at 30 since Gen 2...

Seriously, though. If my partner did this, I would be like, "Fuck no, now I was raped, I'm married to a rapist, and my husband cheated on me. How did this help anyone?"

The Punchline is Maschismo isn't really a "gag a day" comic, so it might not BE a joke, persay.

You can't stand it because it feels like a dildo? I have the opinion that everyone should get comfortable with dildos, I think you should have kept hold of it and let it remind you of that until you didn't care, I think it's one of those insecurities that could hurt a relationship where dildos get involved.

Heeeey, I like the Vita. :( I'm a Nintendo man myself, though. Don't stoop to the level of other fanboys! D:

Don't forget the "Porn Queen" subtitle!

There's a ton of negativity in the comments section. Makes me wonder how many people actually read the article.

"Hey, we'd like to do a thing where you're posing for a photo for my friend here, then I come in, hit you with this shell, and do the Luigi Death Stare. You game?"

I like how brilliant art is only a 57. :|

So if I went an made a game with a huge diverse cast; gay, bi, lesbian, tran, women, cripples, asians, blacks (but no straight white guys, because god forbid), and made it ten minutes long, it'd be the best thing ever? Because that's what I'm reading here.

According to Looney Tunes physics, he should be able to do this perpetually until he looks down.

When it comes to religious rituals this is the kind of thing I can get behind.

No, he was innocently typing the word "W-A-D" in his report about the missing wad of money. Gosh, you guys are so cynical!

Cheating takes out the randomness.

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