But...it was so artistically done. 

The fact that Rey is a powerful female role model for girls (and an inspiration to boys to see girls as tough heroes too) is legitimately great. But the sequel movies still fucking blow.

Wait, The Force Awakens what what?

It's the red shirts they wear. You don't see Kohls employees putting up with that touchy feely bullshit. 

Endgame would have been so much better if the movie had ended with an old Steve Rogers paraphrasing Ray Liotta’s last lines from Goodfellas. 

What on God's green earth is Starz? Laugh Out Loud! 

You know what Breaking Bad didn’t have?

Wouldn’t it be his “younger self”? I am detecting some chroniton radiation in the area, so I don't know. 

Bane is going to kill Jeff Goldblum? Why? 

He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him. I’ll chase him round the moons of Nibia and round the Antares maelstrom and round Twitter’s flames before I give him up.

Yeah, but I'm going to trust my gut over some dumb old civilization. 

You may be slightly too invested in these characters. 

Luke and his venture capitalist friend are going to buy a bunch of websites, place annoying autoplaying ads on them, and drive away all the good content providers? 

I get left out of everything. Born too late for Gen X, too early for the Millennials. I'm cursed. 

People born in 1980 are not millennials. I hope. 

Want some avocado toast, or something? 

I feel like if you have/had Boomer parents, you have the right to complain about that generation in general...because at least two Boomers fucked you up for life.

Greys are people too. 

Revolver was a great album, though. 

Cinematic? I beg to differ, good sir!