Why come? 

We must trust and obey the Founders in all things. Obedience brings victory. And victory is life.

It's a Ferengi slur. 

I cried when my parents made us sit in the smoking section as a kid. Cigarette smoke makes eating a disgusting experience. Always ruined my appetite, still does. 

I don't think even the biggest Disqus hater could have anticipated Kinja. 

Q END THIS CHARADE IMMEDIATELY! 

Harris’ “perpetually overlooked” campaign? You mean her “dead in the water, kaput, Resting In Peace, completely and irreversibly fucked” campaign? 

I hope they keep this feature going, it’s like the last gasp of the old AV Club style.

Oh yummy, smoking in restaurants. 

Except for Creed, of course. 

Pretty much. Trump would love for Warren to get the Democratic nod. Even though she's arguably the most qualified candidate, he would trounce her. 2016 part 2. He doesn't even have to call her Pocahontas, just giving her that patented Trump smirk is going to sink her. 

That makes so much more sense. 

God, I say that constantly and I forgot it was from this movie. 

Honestly, you're better off making a deal with Satan than going to HR. 

Goddamn right. 

I thought Chuck was going to be King George XXXXXXIIIIIVVVV. 

Whatever, Kate

I don't care about the dumb Royal Family. And I don't care that it looks bad that I'm commenting that I don't care on an article devoted to them that no one forced me to read. Such is the power of my indifference. 

Feelings were definitely hurt this week. 

Au contraire. I think it makes some people feel powerful.