Do they all post here too? 

My God, why did I laugh 

Today's left is probably offended by it. 

I've found that the worst kind of offense is the offense taken on behalf of someone else. 

I've been reading the AV Club since it went online. I'm still greyed. 

I could never read the phrase “punching up/down” again and die a happy person.

How are you ungreyed while I am not. 

Well they wouldn't be very organized otherwise. 

You guessed it.

It's Modern Family, you'll have the chance to see it in syndication for the next 500 years. 

It was okay, but it was not cinema by any means. The fact that Netflix is involved is desthpicable. 

It’s called “congratulations, you’re old as fuck now.”

Paul Feig can count on my steel! 

No, I accept there are misguided souls who don’t like TPM and ROTS. It’s okay.

My God. Those monsters.

“Wait, I’m the bad guy?”

Heyyyy Drew....yeaaah...so I don't know if you got the memo, but we're sticking to sports now. So, if you could just, you know, do that from here on in, that would be greaaat. 

This is exactly right. It's because it makes him erect. What an invaluable insight. 

Republicans have many varied strategies that ensure their political success. These include cheating, outright lying, crass hypocrisy, and refusing to hold their own accountable if it interferes in their quest for total domination of the government.

SHE DOESN’T HAVE HOT FLASHES