The anesthesia didn’t work on him because hes too woke

“Shut up and dribble”

If you’re having trouble figuring out how Love eased tensions and unified the team, look no further than the Bible.

Nailed it, Emma:

Lewis: My job is to win a World Championship

“Fuck”, the TE must have thought after he spun and saw the ball had not only been thrown, but he could catch it. “I’m about to be hit, hurt, and laid out by that blitzing safety I just turned my back on”. But he caught it anyway, which is why I sometimes really miss Sunday football

When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way

On next weeks Real Housewives of the Cuyahoga Kyrie Irving and LeBron look at each other funny in the locker room and that rascal JR Smith sets fire to a river.

It’s going to be really hard to make LeBron GM jokes when this team comes up short (possibly shorter) again next season.

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

John Kasich is that guy one step above you on the corporate ladder who seems like a good mentor so you go out for drinks with him one day after work and he lays out his theory on ‘the blacks’ until you pretend your wife just called with a baby emergency.

After not stepping on your dick, to be judged to have not stepped on your dick you must complete a football move after not having stepped on your dick, or having gone to the ground, go to the ground without having stepped on your dick for an undeclared period of time to be determined by the head dick stepping linesman…

we need separate rules for whites and blacks.

Always some sort of drama happening with those Gilmour girls