+1 atomic leg drop.

“Hey maybe you haven’t been keepin’ up on current events but we JUST GOT OUR ASSES KICKED PAL!”

How ‘bout a nize greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

“Game over, man!” is his most famous line/delivery from Aliens (and deservedly so), but my favorite Paxton line from that movie is when Ripley is yelling at him about how “this little girl survived longer than that by herself!” and he just goes “Well why don’t you put her in charge?!”

RIP. 61 is way too fucking young…

THIS. Rowdy Roddy should have won a goddamn Emmy.

I love that people in Cleveland refer to the stadium as “The Factory of Sadness”.

Haven’t seen someone spend this much time running around Philadelphia with inevitable disappointment on the horizon since Hillary Clinton.

I stole my parents’ cable company info and just access everything I want through their online account.

Fun fact: if Jeff Fisher goes 7-9 this year, he will be tied for all time most career coaching losses.

Jalen Ramsey Won’t Hesitate To Get Ejected Again

“Lou Holtz spit on me” for me

A man who was paid handsomely without producing anything of value has nothing left to learn in Silicon Valley.

I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…

I will be a fan of all anti Golden State signs this entire college football season

It’ll be fitting when Temple takes advantage of a young, inexperienced Penn State defense.

Wes Welker then went home and gave a similar interview to his desk lamp.

The Ringer has (so far at least) had Shoemaker at a greater frequency than Grantland did, which is an extremely good thing.

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