Barry from Tinicum is going to have some explaining to do. 

Out of college I lived and worked in Baltimore. Being a transplant, I had to have my new coworkers explain things, like why to avoid girls from Dundalk at all costs and that if you see a girl with a shirt that says, “I put the SEX in Essex” run away as fast as you can.

I worked for an insitution that would be considered Liberty’s peer and even some of their code of conduct was considered extreme for us.

I lived in Baltimore right after college, and I was out at a bar and a girl walked in with a shirt that said, “I put the SEX in Essex”. Having no bearing on what that meant, my coworkers began to break down what and where Essex and Dundalk were. Also, Baltimore County was (not sure if it still is) home to a…

FACT: Jadzia > Ezri

My wife went to the Grand Canyon and bought me that book from the gift shop. There are three basic premises under which people die at the Grand Canyon:

I’m just glad that Seth Rollins didn’t wrestle Sheamus or Cesaro last night.

I worked at PhilaU for a while knew nothing about Herb Magee prior to working there, despite having grown up in the area. Everything you read about how great he is, is 100% factual. Coach Magee is nothing but class, and one of the most genuine people I’ve ever met. He’d put the same amount of effort and care into…

Yes, they are also located in Pennsylvania Turnpike rest stops.

McAdoo has the hair of the man that starts dating your recently divorced mom. He drives a Trans Am, but not the cool Smokey & The Bandit one. The real shitty one from the 1990s. “Uncle” McAdoo plays in a Styx cover band and routinely finds hair in his food at Outback Steakhouse so he can get a free bloomin’ onion.

I’m with you on this, and apparently so is my mother in law. You can call anyone a ‘cunt’ in front of her and if they are in fact being one, she will agree with you. But if you say “shut up” she will immediately admonish you and hit you with something if you are nearby.

It’s just me, your balls. And this drawer.

I’ll just leave this here.

Thanks Dan, now I’m in a YouTube loop with vintage Dutch and Kruk. I’m not crying ... you’re crying

The closer you get to the airport/refineries, the more fun it gets.

You mean chem trails aren’t real?

Wait, there isn’t a hockey team in Atlanta anymore?

Goff’s physique is reminiscent of one those used car lot inflatable ballon guys.

Steelers fans are everywhere ... everywhere. When I was on my honeymoon in Playa Del Carmen, Mexico my wife and I are were enjoying the swim up bar and a group of Yinzers spotted the Steelers hat I wore to cover my bald head.

Exactly, you can see Heyman’s eyes go from “I’m smacktalker for the Mayor of Suplex City” to “Holy shit I think Brock forgot this wasn’t UFC”. Shane coming out was an audible, as was the F5. This storyline will end up Brock getting a suspension and Shane “signing” Undertaker for a PPV appearance.