Wrestlers, man

Telly Monster is the GOAT. There is no further need for discussion.

Imagine that scenario with twin daughters. It’s Daddy Day so I take them to the mall for lunch, but I’ve chugged three Chic Fil A lemonades and I find myself in a bit of a situation. I bring them into the stall with me and they come in from each side and I find myself having to answer questions such as:

I went spent my freshmen year of college in Buckhannon, WV in 2001-02 and at that time there was literally no major carrier with consistent cellular service. As you were driving down I-79 you would watch your service disappear. That whole I-79 corridor was a weird place, definitely gave you a "Hills Have Eyes" vibe…

Fuck Baby Bear

I used to watch this movie with my dad all the time. He taped it off of HBO or Showtime. About 10 years ago we tracked down a still sealed VHS copy. Despite the hack edit job, I have a deep and profound love for this flick.

@J. Henry Waugh: