I'd like to perform some gynecological tests on the mother.

When I catch them on something programming on the Network or a appearance on Total Divas, they are actually pretty funny and charming. It's the fact that they are booked as cartoony Samoans for kids to cheer for and at the same time are somehow supposed to the heavies for their cousin Roman Reigns.

There's really nothing better than a theater to yourself at 10PM on a given weekday.

I'm not sure if it was the ratings wars or all of the cocaine, but someone thought that was an AMAZING idea.

Came for the Shockmaster, wasn't disappointed. My favorite part about this is how hard Sting is selling this guy, and he comes out with a glitter covered storm trooper helmet and a fur vest. Peak WCW right there.