I think Cleveland Clowns would be an apropos name change.

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7.

But women never lie about domestic violence! We’re supposed to just assume the man did it, condemn him in social media, and ruin his life because the woman said he did it! Fuck due process and waiting for evidence to come out before we pass any personal judgments! He’s an NFL player, and it’s just easier for me to…