You sound like a sad Bengals fan

Steelers fan here. It was hard, but clean.

last I checked, roughly 34% of Hispanics voted trump. [citation needed, because I saw that at like 8:30am]

As a lifelong Indians fan for a long time I didn’t think of Chief Wahoo as racist. I genuinely believe that most fans who where Indians gear with Chief Wahoo on them aren’t racist and don’t think of it as anything other than a log they’ve known their whole lives. But it is racist and it’s time for the logo to be…

After his injury, was Whitehurst able to return to his duties as Clipboard Jesus?

This reminds me of that Stephen King books where pre-teens have group sex in a sewer to save Maine or something.

As a strong people with a proud culture, they’re frankly offended at this blatant appropriation of their traditional dress.

Unsolicited Extra Fingers in the Ass?

“Cuts both ways” is a figure of speech!

My favorite moment of his was going to the Islamic Center of Washington DC right after 9/11, and told anyone who wanted to discriminate against Muslims in America as retaliation to diplomatically fuck off. Even as a Democrat, mad respect for reaching across the aisle. Here’s the full transcript for anyone who’s never…

GW Bush did do some commendable things as President, including, for example, pressing to funds to help fight AIDS in Africa. And one of those commendable things he did was to sign legislation instructing the Smithsonian to start planning for this museum, and saying he believed it should be built on the national Mall.

I think Cleveland Clowns would be an apropos name change.

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7.

But women never lie about domestic violence! We’re supposed to just assume the man did it, condemn him in social media, and ruin his life because the woman said he did it! Fuck due process and waiting for evidence to come out before we pass any personal judgments! He’s an NFL player, and it’s just easier for me to…