Greedy bastard. If you’d been willing to go away for a million, we’d have crowdfunded it. But fifteen? Hell no.

Yeah, but Kirk, have you tried the MIDA Multi-Tool?

*slow clap*

Everyone go home. Let’s all try to be funny tomorrow, but today has been decided.

It’s also not a way you want to describe your President, but, here we are.

I feel like a decent running gag would be to act as if every Rams game is their first ever

There’s a lesson in this: always let someone smarter than you look over your blog before you hit “Publish,” especially if you are a moron, like me.

That’s one of those things that you don’t really realize how much it changes until you watch such a stark (Ha!) comparison like that. His voice changes ever so slightly as the show goes on, and it’s so gradual that you don’t really notice.