I really want to know why is Cersei still a thing? Her story has reached it’s natural ending. Jaime left her. All her kids are dead. Dany has arrived, committed to Jon and is taking her army north . EVERYONE of Consequence left in the story is in the North.

Everyone except Cersei. Who is alone, in King’s Landing. With…

I still get a little sad when I see Emma Stone and Jennifer Lawrence having the careers Lindsay Lohan was supposed to have.

This is fine.Except...

I think that’s where her Starpower came in. It’s in everyone’s best interest to keep the Megastar happy.

Lawrence’s role as Mystique has always been weird. They actually lucked out because they cast her seemingly minutes before she became a megastar, but because she was became a Supernova, they had to keep using her, even though her character was A) A Bad guy and B) Never interesting enough a bad guy to be the focus of…

There’s gonna be some stiff competition, but you definitely deserve a huge award. Deadspin is lucky to have you as a member of the staff.

Yeah, that’s fair. I was being generous there.

AOU has grown on me over the years. I know it’s not great, but I always forgive it because I love the characters and I’m happy to hang out with them.

SO of course I HAD to Google it... and Good Thor Almighty, what in the actual fuck?

Oh people definitely care. If Black Panther wins Best Picture, the internet will be a smoldering mass of slag from all the hot takes Monday morning.

I’ve always assumed that the Second movie will involve Anna getting Fire powers. Just based on the way kids react to Elsa vs Anna. Looks like I may have been right?

My point is, in a fair world, Harper would be working on his 2nd monster contract, instead of his first. It’s bullshit that he had to wait NINE years after getting drafted to be able to earn his true value.

Point is, an NFL player, equivalent to Harper in talent, would be working on their 2nd monster contract. Instead Harper is working on his first.

Sam Bradford was the #1 pic in the 2010 NFL Draft. Bryce Harper was the #1 in the 2010 MLB draft

Oh are they now?

Are people finally going to realize that Magic Johnson should not be allowed to run things?

This DOES NOT make up for the lack of Jambaroo. No it does not.

But really, does the anniversary of every single movie need to be marked and celebrated?

Man, I totally forgot Shaq played for the Suns for a minute.

Whenever the Democrats have a good week, you can bet your ass a Hillary Clinton story will magically appear over the next weekend. You can set your watch to it.