@JasonGW: The beginning motivations are different, but the training by a magician/circus in escape artistry, illusion, acrobatics and combat? That's all Batman 101 dude, though not the whole story.

I have but one question: will I see Ewan McGregor as a fishman-mutant who drinks his own urine?

@brinderwalt: Yeah yeah I know - but c'mon, you gotta stop somewhere :D.

Well "The Cape", if you're gonna rip straight from Batman, at least you're ripping from some of the best.

I SEE SOMETHING!

So I guess Laidlaw "laid down the law"! Haha! Amirite!?!

Plinkett! Yes! I am a devoted acolyte - which in no way means I keep babysitters hired under false pretenses tied up in my basement.

@GirlLibrarian: I find the general stereotyping of Americans as a bunch of cowboys rather endearing in a way, and the Doctor perpetuating that stereotype as downright adorable.

CU-BOULDERYEAHGOBUFFS!

That this convolution of code was ever used to promote something such as a major motion picture astounds me. I feel like Champollion translating the Rosetta Stone.

Dan Brown's work becoming the victim of much piracy instills me with an evil 5th-grader catharsis, while also making me weep for the future.

@Charlie Jane Anders: But it's dependent on a b-grade robot delivering a message to a crazy old man - and we all know what THAT'S gonna involve.

@mkirkland: And to harvest our ovaries but hey - I'm a dude - nothing to worry about here, other than being frozen and thawed bicentennially for repopulation of the slave race.

@crosis101: Game over man. Game over.

Spoiler: Stephen Dorff is totally un-scary.

Somewhere in Ohio, some guy who's been obsessively fostering his level 22 elven thief for the last 30 years just pissed himself with joy.

Cute girls are cute girls, but dress-em-up in 50s regalia, and you being to meddle with primal forces you cannot possibly understand...my primal forces.

I own a hoodie that says "Don't mention it...Wesley" on the front, and "Clone High" on the back. No joke. I frigging love that show...Wesley

@DrGonzho: One of my very favorite most personally influential cartoons ever.