Dammit Gaiman, you're such a fatalist. My beautiful, sexy, favorite fatalist.

What the hell is Olyphant doing in this thing? Shouldn't he be out swaggering in a Stetson whilst quick-drawing a bunch of drug runners?

@collex: I can only hope to God. Penn might be the worst, most logic-deprived, emotionally vapid screenwriter of our generation, challenged only by Tommy Wiseau.

Zak Penn is the fucking black death of adapted-from-comics properties, as well as a blight on the film and television world.

Ashcraft we should probably date sometime, even though you're married, and I'm a dude - but mostly because I have all those albums on vinyl and really like your style.

@whormongr: Damn straight they're Red Vines! And curse the indistinction! Red Vines have been hijacked from every damn theater in the bloody city, to the point where either I gotta smuggle them into a movie, or weep quietly while I attempt to sate myself with the bitter plastic of the Twizzler.

"Over 33 Billion served" - heh, I see what you did there.

So does this mean that I'll finally have a chance to see that Huntress, Black Canary love-story arc that I've always been pining for?

I'm learning daily the immutable truth that when you have a director with a background in SFX and commercials, and no writing staff to speak of (or a writing staff who were also SFX people), no matter what the premise or concept, all you're going to get is a slick pile of shit.

Does Goonies not count? I mean, Pirate Ghost Ships...amirite?

@doubledeckard: Yeah - had to revive myself after the botfly business with something to this effect.

To follow @Dunny0 's lead:

Unless Super 8 is really the World of Warcraft movie in disguise...yeah the monster probably isn't a giant Murloc.

Screw this whole reboot - screw it right in the *hmph*. I'm disenchanted enough to go watch American Idol.

@kencosgrove: That's funny - but what the jazz monkeys is it?

@Jbluez: That song kicking in - never gets old.

@MrMrScott: They threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous!!!

@judacris: It's milk and eggs, bitch.

@SKiTz: She can dream of running around as a pig-tailed mage - I think I'll stick to dreams of her in pigtails...but probably not running.

@RealmRPGer: Marlboro vs. Gamera - tonight on ULTIMATE JAPANESE-FANTASY SMACKDOWN.