@Deuce: I want to give that movie the 'Caine Madness'

@tlachtga: Seriously.

OF COURSE Judd Hirsch is Artie's dad. Of course.

"Damn fine cup of cider!"

Shit io9. I haven't even had coffee yet.

@DrMathochist: Yeah nothing for me either - though it might have to do with being bombarded with an assload of diction and pronunciation junk while studying classical voice.

@bluehinter: Effing Grossman. What a terrible book.

"...And it's my birthday..."

@Mister_Roboto: EXACTLY

I'll say this: it looks better than the "Mutant Chronicles".

I'm a hard-boiled crime freak, with Chandler and Hammett as the popes of my church. More than any of the game in the last 5 years, I've been rabidly anticipating LA Noire as soon as I saw that bold, light-up golden font on black. This is going to be a TKO.

I've been told that this is the one show that I need to get on my ass and watch. I think those two clips just snagged me.

Ironic death is ironic.

Holy shit: by the end of that 'Avalon High' trash, I found my hand pressing my pen with mortal force to my jugular.

Sounds like Freeman will be reprising his role from that family movie sensation, "Dreamcatcher".

@darthvolta: This gang-hit brought to your by our boss Mr. Tory Malatea - who will seriously fuck yo' ass up.

I'm really looking forward to seeing Kaori getting crushed to death by monstrous expanding layers of psychokinetic flesh in this sure-to-be-a-hit PG-13 remake.

Sounds like someone owns himself a DX7 keyboard.

@Beardbeardly: I was just going to say - it looks like he's

@sean98125: Zing! Thanks folks - he'll be here all week!