That was so many rights that she ended up home twice.

Uh, longtime bmw dealer tech here.

Anything else I can do to help United as a passenger? Maybe break out my torque wrench and tighten those lugs on the fuselage before I board?

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

And here’s what happened after the bill was pulled!

But it’s the democrats’ fault that republicans couldn’t pass a republican bill through a republican congress with a republican president?

One can only hope when Garland gets to meet Jesus, Jesus says “Let me show you to the pit you’ll be living in for the next thousand forevers. This is your roommate, the octo-penised rapenocerous. Every six hours he eats a Cialis the size of a Kia Sportage. No, the TV showing ‘Small Wonder’ cannot be turned off. Enjoy!”

I love that this fuckhead is too intolerant even for a group that didn’t allow black women to try out until 1987.

Man, I’m a defense attorney and spend all day every day fighting for the due process rights of accused criminals, including rapists. Nobody is saying crimes should be adjudicated by secret tribunals. These dudes are suspended from playing a fucking football game. They haven’t even been expelled from school yet (their…

Hahaha, that’s geopolitics for you.

*Shoots air into vein and waits for sweet death.

Make A-Moria Great Again.

“I chose not to put a wig on. The reason why I chose to come out with the cancer thing is because there’s somebody out there who can see that all sickness isn’t unto death. That it’s something you can’t change at that point in time, so you just got to go with it. Don’t be ashamed. Don’t be ashamed of looking at…

CSI: Miami will be elected president and there’s nothing you can do about it. the CBS voting bloc is too powerful. Abandon your homesteads and seek out for the frontier where at least you might have some hope of bludgeoning enough predators and scrounging enough root vegetables to survive a few more winters before the…

Hear it from Patriots fans!

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

My kid’s friend in preschool had two dads. There was nothing to explain. Explaining why that other kid only lives with his mom was a lot more awkward.

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

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