It's Notre Dame. This will blow over just like a scissor lift.

my best friend's sister-in-law makes $77 /hour selling cocaine to Ryan Malone. She has been unemployed for 6 months but last month her income was $20874 just selling bags of cocaine to a semi-conscious amnesiac Ryan Malone every day

rootin' tootin' (did I do that right?)

Are you sure Bill Hicks didn't say it first?

Think about the all the poor velourriers. Who will they sell their pelts to now?

A complaint about the complaint box??

Pussy cow, pussy cow, pussy cow.

Attorney: I'm telling you, Donald, that Allred gal is out to get you.

I think the ones I have heard say a thing like this - and particularly for the case written about here - it is a subtle elitist racist thing they say about for example "indians in the amazon jungle" when someone asks what happens to people who have not heard the Word - does that make sense - basically saying the…

Oh, son of a bitch. I had a really long, well-thought out and intelligent response to this story all ready to go, but now I seem to have misplaced my fedora.

If I was in a bar that played nothing but Garth Brooks and Skynyrd for three hours, my main concern would be how I might return to 2014.

I was going to name my dog Ruggles (Pynchon's middle name), but then I realized that I would probably not really like him at first, then be super into him to an unhealthy level for a while, but after too much exposure realize that maybe I don't even actually like him as much as I thought I did and I'm just tolerating…

Diseased Asshole Has Diseased Asshole, May Soon Be Deceased Asshole.

You won't say that after you've read my erotic tale of Princess Bubblegum, and her forbidden love for a table whose fetish is getting flipped over.

Only a clown tries to go five-hole on a facade.

Sometimes when a video is not available in my country I picture Stephen Colbert lecturing me on why as a non-American citizen I don't deserve it anyway and it makes me feel a whole lot better about the situation.

What!? I would force this guy to beat Ghosts and Goblins. After he's done, he can continue with Fester's Quest, then Silver Surfer. After that... (you can add your game of choice to torture this mother humper)