I like it.

"I was taken aback by the situation. My two kids were crying," Watson said.

SPOILER ALERTS FOR GAME OF THRONES SEASON 5 PLZ!

Rick's been taught to stay down until the trainer comes over and tells him they called the penalty.

Hypno Hustler.

Just have Geoff Johns retcon a couple of books in the Newest King James Bible.

EL ZONO FINAL!

Guess what? You were already ruined, your son just made you realize it.

If we are talking about WALL-E or daggtits from Battlestar Galactica then we are good, but if the future holds Gigolo Joe, Lazy Town, or the Puttermans from those Duracell commercials in the 90's, I say smash those metal motherfuckers into junk.

Way to fight the stereotype Flyers fans. I counted 4 guys shooting the fight in portrait mode.

The HR people at VH1 must be having a collective aneurysm right about now.

A Patriots fan telling me I'm a cancer, that's funny.

Cuban is overestimating the public's appetite for Mark Cuban.

These asset forfeiture stories are getting out of hand.

It's just a jump to the left...

Finally, someone has used their Spirograph for good instead of evil.

That sequence ends perfectly. "I'm tired of talking to you like a man."

"With all that dick swagger you roll, you can't spot crazy pussy?

Is that Fry on Holophoner?

You misspelled the word "Dick".