Sometimes watching my porn was me abusing myself. But only because I forgot to use lube and was started chafing.

By tonight, there will be men dry humping each other to a remix of this song at a gay bar near you. Personally, I can’t wait to find my Ooga Boo.

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

C’mon please let there be a scene of Princess Diana crying in the wedding dress and using the fifty-foot train to wipe the mascara running down her face. I know it never happened, but my little gay heart wants to watch that scene so badly.

It’s actually Toni Colette and Nia Vardalos. It’s from Connie and Carla, a movie where the two pretend to be men dressing up as women. It’s like Victor/Victoria, but not as good, and with less Julie Andrews.

This looks like Romy and Michele levels of reunion wish fulfillment. I can’t wait.