No, having the runs isn’t the only symptom of E. coli. I had it once years ago, I happened to be alone that week because hubs was out of town. Vomiting every single time I got out of bed, tried to walk or talk. I couldn’t even call for help because even a few words caused severe vomiting. I leave what happened at the…

Well, that is never going to happen, so forget it. That’s an extremely naive and unrealistic view. Islam does not permit that kind of talk, period.