holy mother of......not sure if you are serious or kidding.....I will give you some credit and go with kidding

I am sure they would not mind if you put some Hello Kitty stickers on it. /s

You are missing the part where the design has a purpose, as in this case allowing the driver an unobstructed view down

Easy to fix and be perfect. Bring back the G Convertible

Sorry, we prefer to keep her

This is what amazes me the most, as a German I just cannot understand the support for something that costs thousands of US soldiers their live. This should be the argument thrown at any Rep that does not denounce this shit

The most pathetic part about this and the best argument to make as it resonates with so many is to remind people for what thousands of Americans fought and lost their live. To rid the world of the Nazi evil, and now you have them walking the streets of the US......

“He’s a CEO, though. Once you get to a C-level job”

Floor mats and maybe air freshener, long live Wunderbaum

Good god I miss my 2CV, what a blast this car was until it burned down in the Berlin City Forest. That suspension travel is brilliant as the car would just snap back after the corners. I paid something like 700 DM for it and my uncle was a 2CV nutter with a whole garage of them put in a bigger flywheel?!? Did in a few…

Well ADAC says the fine is €5000

But you do know that you have a separate server is because VW seriously does not want even the slightest chance that the US gets a look into its books. Nothing nefarious or Diesel related but my employer (American Data provider, among other things) only got the contract with VW because we placed a server in Europe, do…

They actually showed the telemetry on TV and he hits the break right in the apex of the corner.

Well I do admit the “inspection tray” toilets used to have here is rather odd.....

“Only Germans think of other people poopin”, so what were you thinking off? This German did not think about fecal matter till you brought it up

Americans do seem to be very interest and fixated on German Scheisse movies. I wonder why ;-)

“The swerve was an attempt to run over the biker.” Not necessarily, imagine you hear a bang from behind on your side you might pull right thinking something hit you, driver overcompensate and goes into a spin....

Yeah, I was thinking for the Fourfour, sorry. Also would not really call the countryman a competitor for the A, maybe the GLA though.

Yes it is, but having driven all three; A, CLA & GLA the GLA is actual the best allaround package

Hell no, Mini is great but a whole class smaller. Merc competitor for the Mini would be a Smart Fortwo