I got way too drunk one night and pooped on a girls bed mere minutes after banging her. She was asleep so I used her white blouse to sweep the poo onto her floor...and then i left her place. Never heard from her again.

By become the new north korea, do you mean having an entire population that has an unhealthy infatuation with its' ruler? If so, I'll take that one. I'd love to be seen as a god. I could be like Thor

Where is Rachel Jeantel when you need her...

+1

Nothing says "Why your team sucks" like a picture of a grown man on the receiving end of another grown man's balls and wiener.

He has a horrible future of starring in B-List movies for the rest of his life.

All I can think of when I hear Iceland is the Icelandic Junior Hockey Team from The Mighty Ducks 2. Those guys were dicks, welcome to America Bra.

Look to your left...now look to your right....statistics show that both of these men will rape you