Totally missed the opportunity to rearrange the letters into ANAL TIN POT.

Shoulda went to the ATM next to the strip club.

Where did the Moose touch you?

“We need you for one last mission XxSlutKilla98xX”

“I told you, I don’t do that anymore. I played during the old days, before Care Packages were introduced to CoD.”

Why does security guard get the cooler looking batting helmet, while the other dork has to wear the “I’m going to my t-ball game and then get orange slices afterwards!” double ear-flap helmet!?!?

What’s up with the Derek Zoolander attire?