Totally missed the opportunity to rearrange the letters into ANAL TIN POT.

Shoulda went to the ATM next to the strip club.

This is why I keep all of my money in cash, neatly folded, sorted, and safely hidden between my butt cheeks.

Where did the Moose touch you?

“We need you for one last mission XxSlutKilla98xX”

“I told you, I don’t do that anymore. I played during the old days, before Care Packages were introduced to CoD.”

And, like Arya, the show will stick us with the pointy end.

Why does security guard get the cooler looking batting helmet, while the other dork has to wear the “I’m going to my t-ball game and then get orange slices afterwards!” double ear-flap helmet!?!?

What’s up with the Derek Zoolander attire?