just tried to withdraw $20 in ones and the ATM just laughed at me and told me to fuck myself

could have all been avoided if her husband was this guy

this post really made me laugh out loud a whole lot.. thanks for that

i was a fan of his guest verse on the ratking album a few years back but never delved deep into this dude.. and then dum surfer dropped and im now a fully certified fan.. this guy rules so hard, such a badass!

if you aren’t viewing the animated poop emoji as an elite status symbol, i refuse to believe you’re commenting from the year 2017 A.D.

when you spend over $1k on status, you can’t let a few technical glitches slow your roll, eh bruh!

i’ve heard of this bizarre phenomenon as well and i’ve come to the conclusion that these people all have a piss-splashed ass fetish

conveniently taken? as you’ve concurred, the screencap shows the initial point of contact - the point at which sterling made a meal of it.. even if you believe there’s an ounce of legitimacy in the call, i think most would agree it’s a very soft pen

penalty was totally unfair, shoulder to shoulder and then sterling kicks nacho’s heel..

i feel it was a little disingenuous of you to have removed the ‘Sent from my iPhone’ signature at the end of your article

the fact that she hashtagged the word dick made me laugh hard

so you shat yourself once? lol!

those sound like negatives to you in comparison to looking like george costanza???

first time i’ve ever heard of another man endorsing the costanza - patrick, this is the exact opposite of follicular homicide and it makes me wonder if your own dome is now sporting a retractable roof???

the red wing is actually facing left.. tragic lol

is this guy a corncob or a donut, plz help

if only an old man had been able to get there first..

if only an old man had been able to get to that log first..