Consider it a fair warning, now you don’t risk being unexpectedly exposed to Logan Paul

“Fuck it, because it’s fun” is kind of tomatoanus’ whole brand as a speedrunner, and the community’s better off for it. Too often, watching commentary speedrun vids is an exercise in watching someone who has become so downright frighteningly obsessed with shaving three frames off of a wall jump or whatever that you…

UK tabloids were essentially the Stasi of the celebrity world. They made The Enquirer look ethical. Quite frankly, I’m glad they got beat down. I don’t even want to think what shit they would be saying about Meghan Markle if they had the powers they had back then (quite frankly, I was surprised they didn’t go for her…

I don’t even order. I just ask what their specials are and then burst out crying when none of them are me.

Honest to god, my last workplace tried to institute a “no assholes” hiring policy and the men in our department had a fit. Basically, the women in the department just wanted to have a discussion about our tendency to hire men with lengthy publication histories (this is academia) but who were, either by reputation or…

Horrible people, I assume. And the world is certainly full of such people, so...

I despise Piers Morgan an enormous amount, having had to live through his years as a tabloid editor and his career as a tv presenter, and witness the misery he’s caused, his hypocrisy and the horrendous opinions he holds, but I can’t help but wonder if there was a producer telling him in his ear to storm off in a huff…

I don’t think Piers Morgan likes himself that much either, but I’m guessing media executives like having someone on air who perfectly represents their views.

Piers Morgan is Tucker Carlson with a posh accent.

Ahhh... so he’s an incel too. Good to know.

Another dangerous English cheese rolling event is the Cooper’s Hill Cheese Roll:

Another very good riot is the Straw Hat riot, where a bunch of New Yorkers decided to take to the streets to protest straw hats (which were the fashion at the time) being worn too late in the year. Don’t forget to tell your family and friends about mobs of white folks protesting because of some cheese or a few hats if…

If you find yourself with the preserved skeleton of your pug and the preserved skeleton of your husband, the only reasonable thing to do is combine them into the most beloved skeleton of all. Whoever settles your estate will be delighted, I'm sure. 

I was interested in how he got the bones, but it turns out that part was useless to me. Too convoluted, dammit. (I had my beloved pug skeletonized after he died last year. But what if my husband dies first?? How can I also memorialize him????)

I don’t know how metal bands can even look at themselves in the mirror, now that this exists. You may think you’re metal, but is your guitar made out of a real human skeleton? No, it is not.

Grohl’s lack of cool will always be uber cool to me. Who else would admit a preteen from the UK owned him on drums?

Working at a software agency, it’s pretty common when you need some asset from a company to just take them of their website or even google if necessary, as otherwise you might have to go through weeks of back-and-forth to get it “officially”. I imagine it could have similar for the prop builders.

Something to remember is that Nintendo developers and execs weren’t working with all the various prop makers and artists every day. It’s very possible that someone, in a crunch for time, wanted to add a bit of cactus variety to this small bit of the ride and did a google for reference. 

Well, that’s a big ol’ helping of mac-irony and cheese.

I don’t think it’s a mistake that The Simpson’s glory days were when the world was barely online, snark was more private, and episodes could build off the legacy of traditional family sitcoms and 20th century pop culture.