Failing all of that, it's being simulcasted(?) on UK TV network Gold at 7:30pm BST. I imagine there will be several 'unofficial' restreams which I could not in good conscience advise you watch.

I always assumed it could only be done from close range, hence travelling to kill Renly and take Storm's End. Even if she'd found a cave to hide in at the Blackwater, she'd need to spawn shadow baby triplets.

The 'acting out fetishes in a post-internet world' idea is ripped off from the South Park episode 'Overlogging', so there's one positive chalked off. We can make it an F- yet!