This is the most personal, interesting, and unexpected game review I’ve ever read. I decided not to read any other replies but I expect you’re taking a bath in short-sighted criticisms right now about choosing the wrong games or being self-indulgent. Whatever. Take care, the risk was well worth it.

I know, right?!? CAN’T WE JUST ENJOY OUR WHITE MALE PRIVILEGE IN PEACE, DAMMIT??? This minor and utterly inconsequential inconvenience is mildly irritating!

No one’s taking about this yet but I think it might also be the whitest movie of all time. I don’t believe there’s a single non-white person, even a background extra, in the whole affair. Whoops.