Love to read articles on corporate PR firms pretending to be humans online.

Red Dead 2 will get updates when GTA stops being profitable for Rockstar.

But I just left your mom’s house?!? Why would I go back? That reminds me, she wanted me to tell you that your micropenis pills came in the mail and she washed your hanky for you.

Imagine the average person. Middle of the road. Normal Person.

The reason it went away was because no one was watching it. 

Because “Any Press is Good Press.”

If your gut reaction to this is to jump in the comments and talk down to imaginary toxic misogyny in this thread (that doesn’t exist at least not yet) then it might be time to realize you’re an insufferable asshole and nobody likes your holier-than-thou crybaby rants?

But then I don’t understand the whole Starbucks culture. Sure, I’ll drink their mocha once in awhile, but no over-roasted, overpriced and sugary drink they sell is worth sitting in a drive-thru line that wraps around their building; which is what you usually see at a Starbucks. I guess maybe Starbucks is some people’s…

The person with the 46 dollar order is certainly getting something for free.

I think I would have been mortified to be caught in one of these at one point in my life. Now, as a miserable old fuck, I’d probably relish being the one to kill it for the workers’ sake. Take the free coffee and throw what you were going to pay into the tip box. 

... and if you’re in a line of 36 pay-it-forwards, nobody except the last guy is getting anything for free. You’re just paying for a different order than your own. That’s not charity. But then I don’t understand the whole Starbucks culture. Sure, I’ll drink their mocha once in awhile, but no over-roasted, overpriced an…

The pay it forward thing has always been the dumbest thing imaginable. It’s performative charity for people who don’t need it. Want to feel good? Donate time or money to an actual cause. Or, as this article wisely suggests, tip the workers.

I predict she’s gonna be Rihanna-rich before the end of the decade. Regardless of your opinion of her, girl knows how to work with money. 

That’s a creative way to get a few days off as a streamer. Good call.

The episodes were full screen, with her in the corner. She is an absolute idiot.

The only reason I know who this woman is is because of the classic film "old school".

I have made a $22,400 monthly payment for a car. The term was 0% and the duration was 1 month. It’s actually not that bad. 

Maybe the solution is to have bigger vehicles that can carry more people in one go through the tunnel. If it’s really high volume, maybe link the larger vehicles together in a chain so that they all travel at once all at the same speed.

Man, I started the game and was like “did I miss something?! Wait...what? Where am I?”

Unsure what this has to do with videogames but good to know?