Wow, fashion shaming. Who gives a shit what his sideburns look like.

Maybe because everyone that worked at Gawker was/is a lowlife piece of garbage and he wants to burn everything they worked on while dancing a jig. That would be HILARIOUS.

But destroying someone else’s life for the smallest perceived indiscretion is the the coolest thing in the world! Who cares about who’s damaged, just get those #clicks and that #profit.

Ohhhh, ok ok. That makes a lot of sense. There’s so much nuance to all of this - I don’t envy you folks!

The Focus ST is a lot of fun on the street, I bet it was a blast on the track to play with. 

Just had a workplace training seminar on this exact scenario. Had a corporate lawyer come in and talk to us. Pregnant folks are a protected class. They don’t have to disclose and you’re not allowed to ask. It doesn’t matter if they lied, it’s illegal.

The only smart person out there. 

That’s impressive that you think 3 adults can single handedly contain 20+ raging teenagers.

Counterpoint: Something shitty happens to Elon Musk or Elon Musk does something shitty and the entirety of Gizmodo Media gets a raging boner about it which swiftly devolves into a game of roshambo to see who gets to write about it. 

“To70 estimated that the fatal accident rate for large commercial passenger flights is 0.06 per million flights, or one fatal accident for every 16 million flights.”

Put your thumb in their eye. They’ll never forget that time they cornered the wrong person.

Hahaha awesome. Good for this guy. 

Non-issue. If you think you’re being rushed and don’t want to be, then don’t rush. Then you’re not “being rushed”. You control your destiny (as it relates to that meal). Woof.

How is this not over on Rootbart?

Rootbart in da HIZZZOUSEEEEEE

Why is this on Gizmodo? Because she used a gizmo to call the cops?

I’m confused why people think they should be able to profit from other peoples hard work without paying appropriate fees/royalties.

but he’s going to make a great lifetime original movie!

Every time another one of these articles gets posted to Jalopnik, I imagine the staff sitting around, acting out the gif below, as the editor is about to click publish.