Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

It’s amazing how self-assured Deion is. Not even Byard-curious.

Note he didn’t specify which flag or national anthem.

“They got to be three times bigger”

UMBC. So hot right now.

Only five 16-vs-1 games have ever had a final score within five points in NCAA tournament history.

I hate when you have a close game at halftime between the 1 and 16 seeds but the better team comes out in the 2nd half and easily puts the game away

Thomas Jefferson must be rolling over in his slave.

In fairness, if Virginia had scored 21 more points, they would’ve won.

Who’s a good boy?! The Retrievers are good boys! Good boys!

These Avengers crossover promotions are getting out of hand.

My god, first you wake up to find out that Tom Crean is your new basketball coach, then your ski-lift tries to kill you?? Those poor bulldog fans...

Some call them “Barcelona stewards” but they are better known as “Chelsea Handlers.”

The governor’s staff told the students that Ducey was unavailable

Seems the third party survey company simply posted to the wrong website. Meanwhile, shouts of “What the fuck does nutmeg have to do with Denny Hamlin” could be heard throughout Shelby County, Alabama as citizens awoke and checked their twitter accounts

How else can we expect Spurs fans to find the silverware?

Last Thursday I tweeted, “Mr. President, don’t forget Rex Tillerson called you a fucking moron.” Results!

12th man hates 13th amendment.

The parody becomes even more on-point when you learn he wasn’t paid for this.