My kid was called for a handball last week and I yelled from the sideline “eat a dick, johnny!” Little did I know I was being a bad parent!

On cocaine:

Randolph: “Wearing this just gives me comfort in here, ever since 2009. It’s great knowing Romo is still out there throwin strikes and leading dem ‘boys.”

Why, in a post about Han Solo, do you have a picture of Oscar Gamble?

Soccer fan?