Depending on where you live, you can’t keep any kind of shit you like in your driveway.

“I’m well aware that what I said is supremely idiotic and displays a gross misunderstanding of how life works, but I still needed to spout off like a loud-mouthed dipshit.”

Unappreciated by whom, Joanna? By you and the rest of the media? Because unlike you elitists, honest, hardworking Americans have been appreciating the hell out of that table for years.

Too easy, way too easy

Though nothing compares to the sheer chaos (and, I imagine, aggregate value) of King Abdullah’s motorcade:

I can’t believe they pixelated their faces...they must be real dickheads!

because he’s not as complete 100% zionist.

That’s how police works in the rest of the world, you sheeple.

I absolutely agree but while I am stranded here doing phone interviews I have to write something. That’s my job. So I did this. I’m certainly not planning a series on my coldness or my feelings.

These are kids; telling a trusted adult is not a “wasted step”, and it also allows her some accommodation from the school, so she doesn’t have to ride the same bus with him or whatnot. Give the girl a break- she did nothing wrong. No one can ever be a victim perfectly enough to meet everyone’s standards.

Ugh- your last line. You were doing so well!

Not by most reckonings. Generally, the border between Europe and Asia does pass through Azerbaijan, but it is north or Baku. Generally the line is drawn at the Greater Caucasus Mountains, though of course there are other options, drawing the line at the Lesser Caucasus Mountains would put Baku in Europe: