give him to me

Are you sure?

“I DON’T DO FUNERALS UNLESS THEY CLOSE!”

Don’t forget all of the small-to-medium sized businesses that make the equipment these scientists use for their research. My 25-year-old business barely survived the sequester cuts. None of us will survive a 20% NIH cut. China is ready to pick-up the pieces.

I actually see the parallels between the two. In both scenarios (the establishment of HBCU and school choice) if you belong to a certain underpriveleged and disenfranchised group of people, you are given a tremendous opportunity and choice to “go fuck yourself” by people who think they are better than you.

Good thing they didn’t trade him to the Grizzlies.

Can’t wait for Mark Wahlberg to play Edelman in the movie version. The ball will be voiced by Seth MacFarlane.

They didn’t. And that’s not what that sentence says.

This was good:

Well it’s the left-handed shooter, Kyle Lowry the pump
I’m at your house like, “Why you got your couch on my Chucks?”

Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.

we’ve all already bought “The Hike,” Magary, give it a rest.

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

WHERE’S MY TOTEM?!

The best part of these letters is that, for the most part, they serve to show how deeply our public servants care about the cause for which they serve. These people are speaking anonymously and thus have little reason to lie, and what I get from reading these pieces is the terror that Trump will undo the work they’ve…

That’s the REAL Patriot Way.

Bautista’s bat flip was after taking the lead in an incredibly high pressure, highly emotional winner-take-all NLDS game, for a team that hasn’t been to the playoffs in two decades. What is a better time to bat flip? A meaningless late September game in which your team has already been eliminated from the playoffs?…

Yeah that would be a stretch.