He will also take your wife.

Because people like to see David win, not Goliath.

Found Peter Gammons’ burner

I legitimately remember where I was sitting when the first episode of MMPR aired for the first time in Canada. And how much joy it brought me.

My step-dad OWNS AN EDUCATION TECHNOLOGY COMPANY and types like this. I don’t understand it one bit.

Just because you know you’re not going to die doesn’t make it any less uncomfortable...

Yeah, I can throw a stick into a pile of other sticks and my dog will pick out the stick I threw 100% of the time. Clearly he can smell my hand on it, even if I only had it for 2 seconds. It’s pretty amazing.

The best part is that TSN chose to interview him at halftime. They didn’t bring up the dunks, but you could see the shell-shock in his terrifying Austrian face.

I believe you mean “Genny Cream”, not Natty Bo

Wizards games are terrible on TV. Bad broadcasters, terrible lighting in-stadium. It looks like you’re watching a game from 1995. Maybe I’m spoiled because I’m from Toronto and all our teams are owned by national broadcasting companies. 

No-one could have known that the number of lesbians in Texas would increase to the point where God felt the need to dump 5 feet of rain on a chemical plant.

SOCCER BASEBALL FTW!!!!!!

I, for one, am excited to see what Stephens can do with Kyrie and Hayward. This despite being a Raptors fan. Kyrie has shown the past three years that he is impossible to guard one-on-one, especially in the playoffs. I’m not saying he’s the best PG out there, but his skill set is built for the slow pace of playoffs.

A Kaepernick comment right off the bat!

Buffalo = “The B-Loaf” to all Southern Ontarians.

Maybe you missed it, but Gordon Hayward is hot now. Certain blogs tell me so.

Also, he’s wearing gloves... something’s not right here

about 650.

You don’t want Pseudomonas aeruginosa. It’s extremely unlikely that the Pseudomonas that lives in dogs is the same that infects humans. Too much evolution occurs for a bacteria to become ‘normal’ in another species for that bacteria to be harmful in another, distantly related species. That’s why we almost never get…

you think LeBron weighs 280lbs?!