He will also take your wife.

Because people like to see David win, not Goliath.

Found Peter Gammons’ burner

I legitimately remember where I was sitting when the first episode of MMPR aired for the first time in Canada. And how much joy it brought me.

My step-dad OWNS AN EDUCATION TECHNOLOGY COMPANY and types like this. I don’t understand it one bit.

Just because you know you’re not going to die doesn’t make it any less uncomfortable...

The best part is that TSN chose to interview him at halftime. They didn’t bring up the dunks, but you could see the shell-shock in his terrifying Austrian face.

I believe you mean “Genny Cream”, not Natty Bo

Wizards games are terrible on TV. Bad broadcasters, terrible lighting in-stadium. It looks like you’re watching a game from 1995. Maybe I’m spoiled because I’m from Toronto and all our teams are owned by national broadcasting companies. 

SOCCER BASEBALL FTW!!!!!!

I, for one, am excited to see what Stephens can do with Kyrie and Hayward. This despite being a Raptors fan. Kyrie has shown the past three years that he is impossible to guard one-on-one, especially in the playoffs. I’m not saying he’s the best PG out there, but his skill set is built for the slow pace of playoffs.

A Kaepernick comment right off the bat!

Buffalo = “The B-Loaf” to all Southern Ontarians.

Maybe you missed it, but Gordon Hayward is hot now. Certain blogs tell me so.

Also, he’s wearing gloves... something’s not right here

about 650.

you think LeBron weighs 280lbs?!

This is Hudson. He likes wearing t-shirts.

That would be “one of the things about this blog post right here is that it is on a blog”

Rex Kalamian has been a lead assistant for awhile now, including on the OKC team that made it to the West finals 3x and the NBA finals once. KD also gave him a shout-out in his Simmons interview last week saying he was a big part of his growth in that time... Could be ready for the bright lights glinting off the icy…