According to her daughter anyway.

Toxic mother is literally toxic. Have some bleach, Kellyanne. 

What she did to her daughter, initially lying to her about testing positive, and attending super-spreaders, that’s child abuse.

So that’s what the Crypt Keeper meant when she said “For now, and for my beloved children, it will be less drama, more mama.”

If Jezebel brings back the “Hero Teen” tagline, please give it to Claudia Conway. She single-handedly stopped Kellyanne from being on cable news interviews, and I couldn’t be happier about that. 

People, can we please shut down the idea that this diagnosis is a hoax? Trump is not Machiavelli - he’s a schoolyard bully, and the thing bullies fear above all else is showing any sort of weakness. At every turn, even before he was elected, Trump has lied, deflected and projected to avoid admitting to the slightest…

That was perhaps a strategic mistake.

“This is where the government can and should step in.”

I’m all for a socialist uprising, but I can’t help but see Disney’s side on this one. Reading their 2019 annual report they had net income of about 11 billion. That’s a lot, sure, but their gross revenue is closer to 70 billion. That’s a shitload of overhead.
Now look at the shitstorm that is 2020.... People aren’t…

The debate would have been even more shouty and more chaotic with Bernie Sanders. But they love it when Sanders is the yelling old man. These clowns just can’t give up any chance to shit on Biden the nominee who beat their guy despite being “pale and rather exhausted looking”.

I saw so many people arguing that Sanders would have done better than Joe. I guess it’s possible but highly unlikely. Guy never could steer away from his stump speeches... Kind of sad how people can’t just let it go 

This. I love Sanders and Warren, but it quickly became obvious that their supporters weren’t showing up at the polls like Biden’s supporters were. I voted for Biden in the Michigan primary because I knew Sanders was done. I wanted the winning candidate to go into the election with the most momentum he possibly could.…

I swear the ghost of SPlinter still haunts this place almost a year after taken behind the barn and shot.

Biden appeared legitimately stunned at Trump’s response to the Proud Boy question. Like you could see that to him the question was setting up something down the line or trying to get a prepared zinger in at the debate, yet Trump not only refused to denounce them, but essentially acted like their leader.

I can’t play the both sides game and shut down facebook for the foreseeable future because that was the first comment that I saw from someone I still liked when I signed on last night. I should have known better and retreated back to my twitter echo chamber. One came to the table with some policy ideas (they weren’t…

Remember in 2016, when some kinja bloggers said it was cool for people to not vote if they weren’t thrilled by the candidates?

Seriously! What kind of garbage take was this? What the everloving fuck Jezebel? 

Why is your instinct still to “both sides” this? Your preferred guy lost two primaries despite promising revolutions that never came, mostly because his supporters never showed up in the numbers needed. The progressive faction simply does not have the numbers. Go do the ground of increasing your numbers, increasing…

“A pale and rather exhausted looking Democratic nominee, pushed through the primary as the party’s favored choice mostly due to the optics of his former post”

WHAT is this bullshit? One of those “withered husks” is our only barrier to a straight-up fascist country that accelerates climate change and puts many of our neighbors and friends at risk of....almost anything. There is no equivalency here. Shitposting like this is harmful.