Dear Penthouse Forum,

I love that you named your gun. I live in a rural area and I can vouch for the fact that people here do that too :)

I know this might be a little off topic, but I can anyone else appreciate the irony that Woody Allen’s ‘son’ (I know he’s probably not but last I checked Woody still claims him), is making his professional mark on sexual predators? Given Woody’s reputation and credible stories about him, it seems like sweet irony that…

Thank you!!!!! I truly could care less what my coworkers do in their private lives or who they are attracted to. It’s kinda gross to think about. I avoid talking politics to coworkers who I know I don’t agree with and generally try to mind my own business. I tried the make friends at work thing and it doesn’t work (at…

If I could be forced to tune out adulthood and the world as it is, you bet your aaa. I love the bathroom. And switch the rainbow drapes out for the bedding and I would happily live there while the world burned. I could revert to childhood, play, trip out, and die in a sugar coma.

I saw some news footage of her testimony and honestly I didn’t see a tear shed. I saw her perform being upset - the cry voice, the scrunched up face, etc - but no tears. No sympathy from me. She should’ve gotten the full sentence.

If anyone here is old enough, may I remind you the ‘party’ also covered and excused Dubya the same way and the minute he was out of office, they forgot about him and acted like they never did that. That’s what they do. Example: Paul Ryan, who is now telling everyone who will listen he was always embarrassed by Trump,…

I think it’s best to look at Baby Boomers and understand that they’re probably not going to change their minds or beliefs about certain things. And honestly, certain things were tolerated (and I mean tolerated, not considered acceptable) by women until 2015-2016. I certainly tolerated things by men I shouldn’t have.…

From one misanthrope to another, good luck. You will be missed. 

I have two dogs. A pure bred wiener dog that was abandoned and was roaming the neighborhood until my parents paid off his ‘owner’ and I inherited him after my dad passed. He is the sweetest little dog ever. He was a year old when my parents took him in and he’s almost 14 now and he’s never not been the sweetest, most…

I am very interested to see who the whistleblower is. It has to be someone who was in the room or talked to someone in the room when this stuff went down. 

I would like to know what the restrictions for single women or lesbians or gay men are. If that is allowed, why is IVF not? It’s certainly on the spectrum or under the umbrella of whether or not the law believes ‘non traditional’ parents have the right to have children, which is what seems to be the issue. In 2019, it…

Somewhere in the hinterlands of Wyoming, Kanye’s ears perked up last night when Terrence’s pseudo-science hit the air waves and he has decided his church needs an associate pastor. At the same time, Miss Paltrow also heard Terrence’s wisdom and he is soon to start his Mr. Science gig for GOOP.

If you really want to barf, google Helen Mirren and a POS movie called Age of Consent. Totally vile. Made in the 60s with James Mason. Idk how different things were or what, but my god was that an awful movie. It came late at night, on TCM I think and I just watched it thinking no way. You can’t put statutory rape on…

Since this show has never died, I have had the fortune (or misfortune) to have grown up with it, and it did have some really atrocious moments and it hasn’t aged very well, but I find it interesting how my perspective on the characters has changed. As a young woman, i hated Samantha’s character. Then I started to love…

I finally read the book about two years ago and it is a wild ride, but it was okay. Imagine my surprise when there’s a gang bang of 12-year-old kids after they survived near death. That was a shock. I just finished reading that when Stephen King answered a fan via his website that he was a major coke head and wrote…

I think he said somewhere the deal was she really wanted a child and his ‘compromise’ was okay but you have to promise me not to get fat after the kid is born. Gross, but typical from Trump.

Man, oh man, do I love this show. I love how Dixie Carter could deliver a monologue. Some parts of the show certainly haven’t aged well, especially with regards to Anthony’s character and how he was treated. I found reruns of this show playing on some obscure classic TV network and one of my all-time favorites was…

May I ask where you find these clothes? No snark, I’m just genuinely curious who makes them and where I can find them.

For what it’s worth, Trump has always reminded me of Henry VIII and not in a good way. He was a tyrant who was a piss poor father and you see how that ended up. One daughter was a religious nut who almost killed her sister and killed lots of innocent people because they weren’t Catholic. At least Elizabeth turned out…