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You know he’ll make everyone touch it and he’ll probably wear during his impeachment hearing too. He’s such a goober.

I so see Trump being impeached, humiliated and living huddled in Trump Tower with his election reels and that dumb medal he just got. Totally ‘A Face In The Crowd’ ending - complete with the fake applause machine. Comey’s got the receipts and he’s pissed off. Trump is gone.

Rush Limbaugh is always talking about that.

They love to talk about things being shoved down their throats or having to be bent over and forced to grab their ankles. Freud would have a field day with the modern day GOP.

Oh the irony. I wonder what his sentence would be under the current drug laws? Especially with Sessions and Trump at the helm.

Whenever someone tries that, the first thing I think is ‘Uh, but you did it. Own it, bitch. Your victim has to.’

I’ll put your hair in a ponytail and grease your knuckles.

Hopefully you sprayed whoever told you that!!! Jesus, people’s sense of entitlement to other people’s appearance never ceases to amaze me. A good rule of thumb is keep your mouth shut.

So has anyone heard the theory that David Bowie held the fabric of the universe together and his passing caused an unfixable rift? Its seeming more and more plausible.

I was just thinking that. How many reporters would love to bring down a president. Any president? He better watch out. Maxine Waters basically said last night that she wanted the press to bring him down if congress keeps dragging its feet.

Wonder if this had something to do with the firing:

I think we are doing it now but it would be nice if there was some unity on both sides of the aisle to stop this guy. I’m so sick of watching the republicans cover for this fucker. He’s dirty. It’s obvious. And since they’re in the majority, we have to suffer through this fool. I thought my generation was jaded

I think we are doing it now but it would be nice if there was some unity on both sides of the aisle to stop this guy. I’m so sick of watching the republicans cover for this fucker. He’s dirty. It’s obvious. And since they’re in the majority, we have to suffer through this fool. I thought my generation was jaded

I read that as him humping his phone. I mean, what other explanation can there be?

Exactly. My dream is that Comey leaks everything on his way out. At this point, it would be a goddamn patriotic act.

Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck. Who will save us now? How many fucking marches and demonstrations does there have to be before someone on the left (or hell, even the middle) puts a stop to this shit? Fuck me these are extraordinary times and they call for a hero in Washington.

Or that he had the nerve to be black. And a teenager. And breathing. And in a car. And out at night. And at a party.

Just read that post. Uh, it was a sext-why tape record her instead of just showing your wife? That was handled very immaturely. Like, I don’t trust you with me, but I’ll leave my child with you. For god’s sake just fire the woman and move on. Why drag it out and spy on someone. No one looked good in this situation.

Wait, what did her daughter say? I must have missed that.

Don’t worry. Jessica Lange mopped the floor with her. She chewed all her scenes and made me feel sorry for Joan Crawford. I walked away severely disliking Bette Davis.