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I imagine anyone who isn’t going to church (their kind), is doomed to hell.

Oh it’s real. I’m friends with this person because we’re both in animal rescue, but this is like wow...

I’ve heard it enough to know what it means. I don’t know whether to feel sorry for them for being hoodwinked or disgusted at their insistence that he is a good man.

Saw this on Facebook yesterday:

So, am I the only one who feels like we are headed for some kind of civil war? I have this awful feeling that the level of hysterics we have seen with Obama were a prelude of what’s to come. Trump has given them the leader they want and I have a feeling he won’t concede on election night. He’s going to continue to

Sorry...

And didn’t he out some closeted guys too? And I think he went after Warren Beatty’s teenage daughter who was supposedly coming out as transgendered. He is a garbage person and took great delight in other people’s misery. I’m glad she’s going after him.

It’s the Palin bar/standard. Remember when people expected Biden to obliterate her and all he did basically was tell the truth? That’s what she did. I think she threaded the needle. She looked calm and presidential. She didn’t wander around, blabber or get personal (not like I wished she did). She looked better

I wish we could keep the Obamas forever. I can’t wait to see what they do when they leave the White House.

I hadn’t heard about that. Jesus what a prick.

My takeaway from this whole thing is

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Here he is correcting someone’s Italian:

She’s a goddamn gem. She’s so classy while being shady. She’s like this:

Aaaand...The New York Times just released his 1995 tax return. Fucker hasn’t paid taxes in almost 18 years.

I think he would probably write it off as man-hating liberal feminazis.

Oh, he’s a hideous goblin person. I watched this the day it came out on Netflix. The worst comment he made in my mind was when he was being interviewed and he was asked about the charges being dropped and the interviewer said something about Daisy being assaulted and he said something along the lines of ‘was she?’ or

It’s really gross to me, but lots of people where I live hunt on the regular and bring home squirrels, rabbits, possum and whatever else they can find. It’s a way of life that’s been passed down for generations here. Since I’m not originally from here when people post pictures of freshly killed deer during deer

She should totally do that. Rosie should also send out a perfectly timed tweet about how much bigger her hands are than his. All Hillary would have to do is stand back and smile.

I think this election is getting to him because he knows how it feels to be the other woman. Always the bridesmaid Rudy.

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I think this is what Hillary is thinking: