Strippers might make that kind of money but cocktail waitresses, which is what Bunnies were, wouldn’t reasonably earn that much even from heavy tippers.

I think you read history through the eyes of a boy/man who needed to bond with his father “against” the mother. History is replete with the stories of women, told by the men who got published, as to how “difficult” the women were. There are two sides to every coin and alienation of affection is a real phenomenon.…

While I feel for the son because it’s no picnic being the child of two alcoholics, and while I’m generally judgy towards women who are the mistress and then resent the fact that the guy is a douche to them when they’re the wife......the way this reads to me is, “My father chose to take a job thousands of miles away…

I don’t spend my days actively killing local wildlife to the point where many species are becoming endangered. It’s not the cats I’m worried about -- it’s their prey. They’re invasive to most areas where we keep them as pets.

OK, I get it. You think cats are cute. But do you know what else is cute? These guys. And there aren’t 600 million of them in the world.

Hannah Gadsby comes to the rescue in the old “Separate the art from the artist” argument:

I wish I could find that tweet again that basically said, “let’s not lament all the famous fuckwads whose careers are now ruined because they couldn’t keep their dicks to themselves. Let’s lament the art that never got created because the people who wanted to make it got silenced by these fuckers. They had their shot,…

I truly hate it when people say shit like this. You have no idea why that virus decided to do what it did, bud. I got shingles in my fuckin ear last year, made it so I could barely hear for like 9 months. Why did that happen? I’ll never know, and I’m perfectly comfortable with that.

“It’s good to see Comedy Central diversify its talent with whatever race Pete Davidson is. You’re just real vague, man. Weird vague face and I don’t like it. I don’t like your face at all. You seem like a nice person but when I talk to you I don’t have fun.” — Hannibal Buress roasting Pete Davidson on the Justin…

Ugh, did anyone else see Aung San Suu Kyi’s quote in the NYT this weekend? She was asked about the genocide and deflected with a response about Rakhine state’s tourism potential.

Clay feet for miles, it turns out. 

Apparently not. Seems like a fucking dumb decision too, these guys did nothing wrong and they’re still viable athletes. What a dumb waste.

Palestinian Mexican American.

Fox basically just stole parts of the Haaretz article, which I’ve copied here for those unable to get behind the paywall. It’s a far more balanced read.

I guess not being a heartless asshole helps. 

I mean, I’m just a little frustrated this article comes with only one picture.

Palestinian Mexican American. This is the America I know. When those morons start spouting off about America is white and blond/blue-eyed, all I can think is bish where are you from? And life must be boring as hell for you. And I’m glad I’m not from there, because I need more variety on where I am going to eat than…

There’s no analogous situation for men. So men get to have full dominion over their bodies, but women don’t. I guess this is obvious, but to me it’s like saying “Let’s not even pretend men and women have the same basic rights.” It codifies inequality.

Hey, if they weren’t willing to accept the repercussions of getting detained against their will in America, raped, and forced to carry the child to term ... then they shouldn’t have fled the gang violence and rape of their Central American country of origin. Wait, that sounds bad.

That was some perfect bullshit. “I don’t want the kid, either, BUT DON’T GET AN ABORTION, YOU SLUT.”

The man who cited the Holocaust now runs an archipelago of concentration camps for children. Get lost, you fucking hypocrite.