Somewhere in my closet there is a picture of Gilbert and I and some friends all drunk at a Mexican restaurant. He was wearing a sombrero that he stole off the wall. And no, he didn’t mind being called Gilbert all night. Definitely a highlight of any Canadian girls life. Must go find that picture.

Hell, even in this picture it looks like that bus is rejecting him...

I ran into the Looking For a Girlfriend flyer guy in November, and asked him how it was going. ”I’ve been on 92 dates.” ”And no love connection?” ”Not yet.” ”Maybe you’re setting the bar a little high?”

“Physically, it’s really not that important...but I do have a type.” OF COURSE YOU DO.

As a vegetarian, I often worry about a similar fate.

You know that thing where moms always seem to have eyes in the back of their heads? ITS TRUE.

Already seems more legit than Scientology.

I've had a few friends who worked while their husbands stayed home. And in every case, the women still did the majority of the cooking/cleaning/childcare. Because the man is considered to be doing such a great and extraordinary thing by giving up his career, he's off the hook for everything else—he watches the kids…

I think the more upsetting point is that this moron associates being Muslim with supporting ISIS. Even if Obama practiced Islam (and frankly, I find it offensive he has been so gung-ho adamant when correcting misperceptions about his religion as though being that religion is a downfall of character), that wouldn't…

Yes, women are AWFUL!

The Btitish royals were true patriots during WW2. Princess Elizabeth worked in the motor pool while her dad the King toured bombed out cities to keep morale up.

Even better! :D

I don't know why people always have to explain away their non-monogamy with evolutionary terms. It doesn't work for you and your wife. That doesn't mean it doesn't work for a lot of other people.

Just to add a little more color to this debate, the body doesn't allow implantation or sheds the uterine lining soon after failed implantation of approximately 1/3 or 1/2 of fertilized eggs.

And smoking is a highly-visible activity, easily avoided by those who wish to do so. Typhoid Timmy and the Measelkidz blend in with everyone else.

I'm wondering why a libertarian would be arguing with anyone about abortion.

I can't believe you're the first person to mention the knee claim he does at the end, there. He is telling her not to have sex while touching her upper thigh.

Yes. It will take BILLIONS to send people to Mars. And that's assuming that's even possible with the technology we will have within the next 5-10 years. Where is this money going to come from? How will this benefit the people funding it? It's not like the colony will even be able to come back or send samples/resources…

What if I told you that the best minds in space exploration (with government backing) have gotten as far as driving a glorified R/C car around the surface of Mars? What if I told you that a non-profit group cooked up a plan to fund a one way mission to Mars with a reality TV show, an indiegogo (that failed), and…